Freddy Campbell: 5'11, 185 lbs Kirk daisychains his arms around Freddy's neck and bends him back in a twisted, inverted headlock Freddy floors and mounts his opponent in a reverse schoolboy pin and smashes his face with his ass Freddy takes one last breath, knowing it's almost over as Kirk wraps up a sleeperhold Kirk flexes his muscled quads around the skull of his "jobber of the year" opponent The fight may have effectively been squashed out of Freddy as he kneels at the feet of his opponent
"That Color Doesn't Say 'NOT' Jobber of the Year"
It is Genius to stage a wrestling match in a gazebo, even more so when the two occupants trade pissy insults: "I heard you're the new candidate for jobber of the year," says Kirk. "That was unexpected," says Freddy, unruffled, as usual. Freddy glances down at Kirk's skimpy maroon trunks and remarks, "I don't know. That color doesn't say 'NOT' jobber of the year." Imagine Oscar Wilde slinging these gibes, in exactly this gazebo. It's a shock when the speakers are wrestlers standing in their skintight briefs. BG East's annual fan poll has clearly got them unnerved. 'Jobber of the year' 'Best butt', 'best bulge': they've each been winner or runner up for years. Now It's pistols at dawn!
Kirk and Freddy hunker down to turn barbs into action. Freddy moves in, and Kirk kicks him in the gut, targets Freddy's left leg, and drills his knuckles into the side of Freddy's knee. Panicked Freddy tries to free himself from the trap, as Kirk's punishments intensify. When Kirk backs off, Freddy stands and they lunge towards each other again. Freddy locks Kirk's head under his left arm and punches his spine, driving him down on the mat. His shins hold Kirk in place, positioning his crotch over Kirk's face. He repositions, this time to get a leglock on Kirk's neck.
Surprised but unfazed, Kirk escapes and speedily locks up Freddy's legs. Kirk straddles his moaning opponent's lower back, pops his biceps, stands, and taunts Freddy, repeating "jobber of the year!" Kirk asserts his days as a jobber are long over, reiterating his heel status, but shakily now, as if ready to burst into childish tears. Freddy is on his feet, gasping for air. They lock up, and Kirk shoves Freddy to the mat. Freddy clings to the gazebo baluster. Kirk jerks him away from the railing, pulls his legs apart, and kicks his unprotected cock and balls. He grinds his heel to the back of Freddy's neck, saying the guy is no competition. Freddy feels the deep ball shot pain, but he of all people knows how to suck that up!
Neither guy is fully in control though. Minutes later, Kirk straddles Freddy's throat. Freddy growls like a dog, heaves up, slings Kirk off, and puts him in an unstable Boston crab hold that allows Kirk to escape. At this point, both men are gasping for air, barely able stay standing. Freddy catches his breath and tosses Kirk, landing him on a railing. He gives the heel a quick spanking! Double arm locked and thrown to the mat, Kirk cannot keep his mouth shut, even on his knees. He hurls threats and insults at Freddy and gets some painful arm locks on the guy. Kirk can be cruel, and he can take a lot (but this is not the Mirror Kirk who's makes ring appearances like an evil twin!). Is he jobbing though?
Kirk and Freddy peel off their outer gear, leaving them in only G-strings. Now let the butter butt win! Kirk is the more adept of the two, especially at weaponizing the gazebo, inside or outside, using the railing to inflict pain and humiliation, butt-slaps and more. The last half of the match is a slaughterhouse. Sweat is everywhere, but especially on Donahue, who looks his best when his baby-smooth body is covered with sweat and slap marks. He mutters a slow 10-count, then presses his crotch down on the face of a now unconscious Freddy. When he stands, he shows off his butt, letting his slap marks and bruises fill the screen.
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Freddy climbs atop Kirk's chest, mashing his bulge into his face in a humiliating bully pin
Arms wrenched up and back, Freddy has no where to go as Kirk locks on a tight leg nelson
Freddy drops in a squat and cranks back, eager to make Kirk submit to his boston crab
Freddy isn't above playing dirty to get a win and slaps on a vicious claw to his challenger's balls
Freddy gets hung out to dry over the gazebo railing, his pale ass beaten like a rug
Freddy is failing and fading, his resistance crumbling quickly in a tight headlock
Kirk Donahue: 5'10, 170 lbs Freddy, trapped on the mat, writhes and struggles to keep his foe from sinking in a leg lock With his face in the mat and his ass in the air, Freddy is helplessly exposed to the whims of his foe Pulling out a tried true weapon from the boss's bag of tricks, Kirk locks on a soul-sucking kiss of death Kirk scales the railing of the gazebo and crushes and tramples the challenger against the structure With Freddy hanging out of the gazebo, Kirk wraps his powerful legs for a suspended headscissors
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